Bryce 7 Pro
Weird Science, Step Aside!
Weirder Science turns the tide...
Strange machinery and a submarine ride,
of all the Weird Scientists worldwide,
I'm the Weirdest, I preside!
But, don't accept my boast at first glance,
'cuz there's always that freakin' chance,
someone Weirder might join the dance,
create an even Weirder Scientific Advance**
and make me fill my freakin' pants!*
* Now there's a thought disgusting enough to keep you on your diet
** Yes, I know the cadence in verse two really, really sucked, I'm just too lazy to fix it - and no, it's not bad enough to make me fill my freakin' pants in shame or remorse (for those of you (you know who you are) sick and disgusting enough to be hopin'...)