Bryce 7 pro:
Twas a dark and stormy night,
the crew should've known fright,
but there on the bridge stood Cap'n Blight!
A peg for a leg, a hook for a hand,
but the sea would answer his command,
a fitting leader for the pirate band!
A patch covered a hole that used to be an eye,
but Blight used the other to look up at the sky,
"We'll be awash soon, boys!" he said with a sigh.
There's more to that poem, but I didn't know if you were piratical enough to hears it...
Yup, that jswindels frigate freebie tossin' 'bout madly 'pon the briny! Credit where credit is due.