via the Secret Satan exchange over at The Swamp Witch isn't exactly known for kindness,
she'll curse your ass with explosive flatulence or blindness,
So I guess it's a good thing that it's such a hassle,
to be unlucky enough to find her castle.
Forgot to mention, the hut and boat are creations of my bud Ravyns, who sells wonders both great and small here -> [link]