Although it's really not for me,
sailors really love the sea,
the smell of salt, seabirds callin'
ship beneath them risin' 'n' fallin',
ask what they do, they'll say with a grin,
"I unfurl my wings, then I ride the wind!"
It;s not that I don't like the sea (I do), it's that my big, tattoo'd butt would be sooo tempting to a shark