Bryce 7 Pro
Quetzalcoatl made it rain,
over mountain, over plain,
for many a day, many a night,
to eradicate the human blight!
As it started he had a change of heart,
hit him hard - like a big brain fart,
"Juan, Julio, you two hark,
go and build my azz an ark!"
They built a nice one, big and stout,
so he'd not have their hearts cut out...
floated 'round puffin' and drinkin' mescal,
in that great, big wooden floatin' corral.
I could write a shit-load more,
'cuz I am such a wordy whore,
but I think I'll stop while I'm ahead,
so ol' Quetzalcoatl don't strike me dead!