Bryce 7 pro abstractPorky keeps his pig in a box,
but the pig is pretty good with locks,
so, once in a while he gets out to play
and Porky has a really bad day.
The pig is faster than a cat,
surprising for a thing that fat,
agile as the day is long
'n' all that weight has made him strong...
Gettin' him back in the box is a chore,
often filled with pain - and gore,
'cuz he'll bite if he gets the chance,
this bad pig can really dance!
Sorry, I had no choice, Bob/Fred/The evil inside me maked me do it...