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Did you ever have Love kick your ass? by DarkRiderDLMC Did you ever have Love kick your ass? by DarkRiderDLMC
Bryce 7 Pro:

Did ya' ever have Love kick your ass?
Knock you facedown in the grass?
Punch you, kick you, pull your hair?
give you a wedgie with your underwear,
then run off laughing into the night,
leaving you with a big love bite?
I have too, an' it just ain't right!


For all the folk on my watched and watching lists having trouble with love... The fire burns everyone's ass once in awhile.
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:icondvandyk:
DVanDyk Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015
this is why we love to hate  ST. Valentine's day,
the saint who was stoned to death
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DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015
This is why I have a hard time with the GAWD thing....

I might let you start to stone one of my soldiers if I were all knowing, all powerful, all seeing and all well-hung, but I'd never let you finish.

And you'd not like the punishment, served hot on the spot, much either.

And there'd be now disabled from birth babies, child rapists or flying monkees, either.

You could eat humber medium like they did until the eighties.

Putin would be a anal bleacher somewhere in Siberia, with Obama as his main squeeze.

And on and on.  If GAWD's not dead, he's a really disappointment, more often than not.
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:icongypsyh:
GypsyH Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Watch this -->    www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo9pcR…  
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014
It is obvious from watching that video that someone is going to get their ass kicked :D
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:icongypsyh:
GypsyH Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah she is going to kick a monsters ass - :rofl:
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014
If they comes out from under the bed, they gets their asses kicked! :nod:
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:icongypsyh:
GypsyH Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah have had mine kicked a few times and now my ass looks like it was branded with a branding iron.  :rofl:
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014
Your ass looked like that from the time you were twenty, I bet.  You big, bluebettery pervert you :D
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:icongypsyh:
GypsyH Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:rofl: -
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Rabbit0808 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh wow! Like deja'd my vu. Been there a few times. That mine field is so very very real. I'm pretty sure that anyone who is married or has been seriously involved knows how real it is. And there's a lot of mines in that water, some with hair triggers. Just cruisin' along minding your own business, when WHAM! from out of the blue... Hmmm! The rings that bind the heart to the rock seem very symbolic of something :lol:
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Nicholas2004 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013
Nice!
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013
and truthful :nod::no::shrug::D
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:icontopas2012:
Topas2012 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Awesome workButterflies:iconhappysunplz:
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013
Thank you :D
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:iconsimidae:
Simidae Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yuuuup
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013
:rofl:

I've quit counting, it was makin' my head hurt!
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Simidae Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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:icongypsyh:
GypsyH Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013
Thanks, Sweetie!
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:icongypsyh:
GypsyH Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It is the least I could do since I am out of Blueberries!  :D
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013
:eyepopping: That the closest thing to a National Emergency I can imagine! :nod:
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:icongypsyh:
GypsyH Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I called the President and he told me I had to have Obamacare before I could bake any! 
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COLOREDINLOVE Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love the huge heart..like you have to go through hell to find it..my thing is I find it but it's usually in my own mind..sometimes it better to have loved and lost..then to not have loved at all..besides..who are we going to talk crap about when we get together? I'm still holding out for you! Anytime! Call me and I'm on my way!!!!! Great artwork too! Love the mines...dangerous but still awesome!!!Heart Stars Colored by JacqChristiaan  WithLove by kmygraphic  I-love-you by kmygraphic  Hug by kmygraphic  
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013
:iconbigheartplz:
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COLOREDINLOVE Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bunny-Emoji-09-(Emoji-Heart) Bunny-Emoji-03-(Happy) Butterflies Bunny-Emoji-12-(Emoji-Yay) Heart Stars Colored by JacqChristiaan  
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Hera-of-Stockholm Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
Beautiful!
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
Thank you :heart:

I hope love never kicks your ass,
'cuz you're a lady with a lot of class,
but if it does try to make you fall,
just kick it hard, right in the head.
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Hera-of-Stockholm Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013
:iconhappysunplz:
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:icontimberclipse:
TimberClipse Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Awesome work with this! Great concept!
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
Thank you, I'm glad you liked it.
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:icongunzet:
gunzet Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Man, I know this feeling all too well. Love how even though the composition is quite bold, it still illustrates all those little fine prints.
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
Yup!

Love will bite you on the ass,
then come 'round for 'nother pass,
ya' can't run fast enough to get away,
as long as you live, you'll have to play.

Glad you liked it.
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lasaucisse Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
héhé, fun idea :)
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
:D
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Vyanni-Krace-ACE Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I find it amusing that even once you reach the heart, 'love', you are stuck on a desolate little rock surrounded by explosives.
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DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
Well, it's true that you''d be stuck on a rock,
for the cold cruel winds to taunt and mock,
an idealist might think love'd be enough,
but I'd agree life'd be pretty freakin' rough :D
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Vyanni-Krace-ACE Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Aaah poetry~
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gouchrcouch Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
YES, AND IT WAS WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!! Especially the bite part!!
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
Some like love all tender and sweet,
others like it dark and fleet,
raging, gnashing, harsh and fast,
leaving bite marks on their ass.
In the end, one fact remains,
we all dance to love's refrains,
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TheBamas Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Professional Interface Designer
Cool really  good made 
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DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
Ty!
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TheBamas Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Professional Interface Designer
Huh ?
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
It means thank you
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TheBamas Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Professional Interface Designer
Oh sorry 
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
No problem.  I should have spelled it out.  A lot of people don't use text-speak.
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TheBamas Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Professional Interface Designer
Oh for meit no poblem just need ask wait they mean and it no more I can say about it :)
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layperson Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
:clap:
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:icondarkriderdlmc:
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
:hug:
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ChIandra4U Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:blackrose:
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DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
:D
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