Dear God, Can I Has a Pony???

Dear God, can I has a pony?
I'll treat him good and call him Mahoney!
I'll never be mean to 'im, 'les he is bad,
but if he is I'll sure make 'im sad!
I'll kick 'm 'n' punch 'm 'n' pull on 'is tail,
'n I'll does it some more! Yup! I'll makes 'im wail!
Then if he still won't follows my law,
I'll go out to the shed and gets my chainsaw...

Didn't intend to post this, I was testing a new reality routine on the hands - does they look more realistic than normal to you?