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Baby loves her gun by DarkRiderDLMC Baby loves her gun by DarkRiderDLMC
Late at night, a pounding on the door,
baby's not afraid anymore,
Baby loves her gun.

She thumbs back the hammer and yells, "Be Gone!"
he kicks at the door and then, it's on.
Baby loves her gun.

The door frame gives and he gets inside,
sees the pistol, his eyes open wide,
Baby loves her gun.

Two to the chest and one to the head,
when he hits the floor he's already dead,
Baby loves her gun.

For self-defense you don't take a fall
and baby does no time at all,
Baby loves her gun.


They used to call colt revolvers "Equalizers".  It was true then and it's true now.  The fastest-growing demographic in gun ownership is women.  Between 2005 and 2013, the percentage of women in America owning a firearm jumped from 13% to 23%.

Yeah, Baby loves her gun. :D
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:iconmeus-dilingo:
meus-dilingo Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014   Traditional Artist
very nice! I like the textures
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Topas2012 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Nicely done my friend:)
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Rabbit0808 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Sign on our house: if you can read this, you're in range! :D
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DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
I asked the guy behind the counter @ Bill's House of Guns in WI to let me look at a full auto UZI.  He passed it over and I asked "Why would you do that?  What if I'd brought a couple of full mags with me?"  He asked me if I'd noticed the white tipped posts surrounding the shop at about 100 yards, because that's what the weapons of the four gunners upstairs were sighted in on...

Clever, dangerous folk setting up a killing zone around their property.  I steered many a friend there.  You two related?
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Rabbit0808 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
At this time, I can neither confirm nor deny any possible relation links :ninja:
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Hansmar Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
She better keep her hand on her gun, Otherwise someone will steal it or it'll fall out of her pocket with those moving hips!
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DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014
:D
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RavynsWorld Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014
Nice Image!!  I don't have a problem with guns as long as they're not being pointed at me... LOL..
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DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014
That the way I like them best.  :nod:  I
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Kay-March Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014
And is not just for defence, anymore.
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ninjawerr Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Professional Writer
Wonderful poem.
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DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
Thank you.  I try to put one under everything I submit, because that way, people who hate the picture may get some enjoyment from the poem - and vice versa.
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ninjawerr Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Professional Writer
The picture isn't that bad eather. So don't beet yourself up. Your a better artist then me. 
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COLOREDINLOVE Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't have one nor do I shoot them...my brother's a different story..big and badass although he's taken lessons etc. and so have his kids. I think if I had one I may be tempted to use it on stupid people...just stating a fact...clear out the neighborhood anyway!  Love the picture!! I read your comment about your lady who saved your ass...very nice of her and I hope you treated her like a Bad ass Princess~!!!!Love in the Air Bunny Emoji-42 (Awww) [V2] Love in the Air Bunny Emoji-40 (Gangnam) [V3] Youhei Sunohara (Looking for a girlfriend) [V1 Ika Musume (Sparkle Eyes) [V1] 
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DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
Oh, yeah.

The brothers kind of universally hated her, but I treated her like a queen.  At least that week :shrug:
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COLOREDINLOVE Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You make me laugh~!!! Just that week?? The brothers probably wanted to share her?
No nonsense romance for you honey! Just get it done and keep going!! Remind me to at least have you buy me dinner or a drink before we eat dessert...in bed!be happy SpongeBob (You sho adorable) SpongeBob (Song for you) Spidey Groovy Dance [V1] Beats (free avatar) SpongeBob (Spread the love) [V1] SpongeBob (Magic Love) You like sponge bob right????
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DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014
I'll make you dinner, :D Much better than local eateries.  And I always treated her like a queen, that week I just went overboard with it.
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COLOREDINLOVE Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay sweetheart I was just playing with you! I know you're a good cook and I'm sure you've good to your ladies!! Kisses and hugs honey!! Love you!!
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stephdumas Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
I think Aerosmith will like that version. :)
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DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
:D

I've had a woman I lived with do time for what I considered a clean shoot in a bar, same woman saved my life (IMO( in the mountains of Colorado by staying at my side after I told her to run.  By doing so, she changed the odds from one armed person against five to two armed people against five.

As we walked toward them, I caught a glimpse of her out of the corner of my eye - she was looking at them, grinning ear to ear.  Beautiful and terrifying.

They walked back to their bikes and rode away.  They didn't even bother to flip us off as they left.

:rofl:

I treated her like a queen for awhile after that and teased my brother that hate armed women mercilessly.

And thank you :)
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Whazizname Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014   General Artist
:)
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DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
Tried for two days to post this, fail after fail.  Finally thought to see if it was loading to stash instead of where it should... sho' 'nuff.  Sometimes I hate dA.

Still haven't gotten to watch that flick much past the opening scenes, but I'll note you when I do.
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Whazizname Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014   General Artist
:)
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