All I did was rub his butt,
Bang! I'm out! The door is shut!
Cast down into endless night,
so unfair, it just ain't right,
if he'd give me one more chance,
I'd keep my hands far from his pants,
so take this warning, you miserable elf,
if you see the Most Holy...
...keep your hands to yourself!
This may be the most irreverent thing I've ever done and that says a lot
Original title was "Everyone chooses a side", but then I started laughin'
If it offends you, try to remember that The Most Holy is way bigger than you are and doesn't need your protection.